Andrew Jackson Volunteers at Chesterfield

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Andrew Jackson Volunteers at Chesterfield

Postby Dick Rambone » Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:33 pm

Get up Ram fans!! Rams defense grew up last week and shut down the mighty Buford running game. Next up is our annual showdown with the Volunteers from Tennessee, oops, I meant Andrew Jackson. Same colors though, orange and white. A Ram win this week and the following week will have us going into the Reservation at 7 and 2, probably against an 8 and 1 Cheraw team that will be favored by at least two touchdowns. First order of business though is winning the war against the Volunteer General that needs an army to fight the north. I am sure there are a lot of Ram fans that would be glad to assist, but there is one chimp that doesn't play that BS. He will however be ready to shove his Rambone into another hapless foe. You know the routine. His has done his thang again and it sounds something like this.....

A Volunteer General came to C’field, needing a proctologist
He’d been shot in the ass, and the bullet didn’t pass, and he needed someone’s assist
When he came upon my monkey, offering a free colonoscopy
The Volunteer said, if you can remove the lead, you’ll get a hundred bucks times three
I bet you didn't know it, but I’m a soldier to the core
But my butthole hurts, and I’ve got the squirts, so we might just lose the war
Now I see you can probe a browneye chimp, so would you care to bet with me
I’ll bet a thousand pounds of beef, for some pass in ass relief, that my Volunteers win by 3
The monkey said my names Einstein, and Volunteer the south ain’t dead
I’m your Commander In Chief, and you’ll get no relief, when my Rambone probes for lead
Einstein better get ready, the Volunteer’s prepared for war
If he doesn’t get relief, he’ll bring you grief, till your Rambone’s weak and sore
If Rams win, you’ll get to own a thousand pounds of beef
But if they lose, you’re his pain in ass relief
The Volunteer shot his rife, when AJ led by 2
Then let our a yelp, cause there’d be no help, for the Rams and you know who
Up by 10, he started to grin, as he dreamed of pain relief
Then he tugged on his root, and gave Einstein a salute, and said soon you’ll feel my grief
Einstein said, Volunteer you’re pretty good, but my Ram team never quits
When I shove Rambone bullet, your ass will pull it, in so deep you’ll get the ****
Then yelled, Rams to the endzone, do not stop
Keep Ramboning till innards pop
Show that Volunteer, war is hell
And ass whoopings really smell
The Volunteer bowed his head, cause AJ lost by 23
And he kneeled down and spread his cheeks, for his colonoscopy
Einstein said Volunteer just come on back if you need a proctologist
Cause I’m no slacker, I’m a Colon Packer, now my Rambone will probe for cyst
Then yelled, Rams to the endzone, do not stop
Keep Ramboning till innards pop
Show that Volunteer, war is hell
And ass whoopings really smell

Einstein predicts:
Rams 42
Volunteers 19

Whoa Nellie!! We like this kinda party!!

Go Rams!!
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Re: Andrew Jackson Volunteers at Chesterfield

Postby Truefan » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:51 am

It is hard to believe the 2017 season is already into week eight. For the seniors and this is not all but most you'll be lacing up the cleats for only three more weeks and then it tails of fame and woulda-shoulda-coulda for all prosperity. As we close it out, most only focus on the wins, loses, and the poor coaching. Before we start critiquing the playoffs, all-star selection nominees, the coaches and administration, let me thank all those coaches, some who I know well and appreciate, for the time and energy they put in to make our kids better people and hopefully better USA citizens. Congrats to the seniors and to your future endeavors.
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Re: Andrew Jackson Volunteers at Chesterfield

Postby TIM » Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:35 am

[quote=“Dick Rambone”]Get up Ram fans!! Rams defense grew up last week and shut down the mighty Buford running game. Next up is our annual showdown with the Volunteers from Tennessee, oops, I meant Andrew Jackson. Same colors though, orange and white. A Ram win this week and the following week will have us going into the Reservation at 7 and 2, probably against an 8 and 1 Cheraw team that will be favored by at least two touchdowns. First order of business though is winning the war against the Volunteer General that needs an army to fight the north. I am sure there are a lot of Ram fans that would be glad to assist, but there is one chimp that doesn’t play that BS. He will however be ready to shove his Rambone into another hapless foe. You know the routine. His has done his thang again and it sounds something like this.....

A Volunteer General came to C’field, needing a proctologist
He’d been shot in the ass, and the bullet didn’t pass, and he needed someone’s assist
When he came upon my monkey, offering a free colonoscopy
The Volunteer said, if you can remove the lead, you’ll get a hundred bucks times three
I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a soldier to the core
But my butthole hurts, and I’ve got the squirts, so we might just lose the war
Now I see you can probe a browneye chimp, so would you care to bet with me
I’ll bet a thousand pounds of beef, for some pass in ass relief, that my Volunteers win by 3
The monkey said my names Einstein, and Volunteer the south ain’t dead
I’m your Commander In Chief, and you’ll get no relief, when my Rambone probes for lead
Einstein better get ready, the Volunteer’s prepared for war
If he doesn’t get relief, he’ll bring you grief, till your Rambone’s weak and sore
If Rams win, you’ll get to own a thousand pounds of beef
But if they lose, you’re his pain in ass relief
The Volunteer shot his rife, when AJ led by 2
Then let our a yelp, cause there’d be no help, for the Rams and you know who
Up by 10, he started to grin, as he dreamed of pain relief
Then he tugged on his root, and gave Einstein a salute, and said soon you’ll feel my grief
Einstein said, Volunteer you’re pretty good, but my Ram team never quits
When I shove Rambone bullet, your ass will pull it, in so deep you’ll get the ****
Then yelled, Rams to the endzone, do not stop
Keep Ramboning till innards pop
Show that Volunteer, war is hell
And ass whoopings really smell
The Volunteer bowed his head, cause AJ lost by 23
And he kneeled down and spread his cheeks, for his colonoscopy
Einstein said Volunteer just come on back if you need a proctologist
Cause I’m no slacker, I’m a Colon Packer, now my Rambone will probe for cyst
Then yelled, Rams to the endzone, do not stop
Keep Ramboning till innards pop
Show that Volunteer, war is hell
And ass whoopings really smell

Einstein predicts:
Rams 42
Volunteers 19

Whoa Nellie!! We like this kinda party!!

Go Rams!![/quote]

lord have mercy, that's one hormone raged sick monkey!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Andrew Jackson Volunteers at Chesterfield

Postby Dick Rambone » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:11 pm

Final

Rams 47
Vols 15

The Volunteer bowed his head, cause his army had been beat
And he bent over, lifted his ass, and dropped his drawers to his feet
Einstein said Volunteer just come on back if you need a colonoscopy
Then without a peep, he was two balls deep,as his Rambone touched kidney

Whoa Nellie!! We love that kinda party!!

Go Rams!!

Shocker Final

Lee Central 14
Cheraw 7

Maybe the Rams can pull a shocker of their own in 2 weeks.......
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